Here's my compost story:
I had 10kg of old rancid kidney beans and lentils which had holes and was attacked by an army of tiny black insects.
I ground them all, and got a fine bean+lentil+insect powder
[BTW, my grinder died during the process, leaving about 1kg of beans unground]
Then I poured the powder in a big tub, added of finely blended paper pulp, and a good amount of neighbors' kitchen scraps (fruit peels, scrap meat, rotten fruits, etc)
I mixed them all finely, and then placed them in the balcony.
The flies attacked the tub, and then an army of white maggots appeared in the tub, I loved to watch them, and they were helping with the process, but they also were stealing lots of nutrients to grow and turn into a fly and go away, so each 5 days I covered the tub with a lid for 24 hours to kill the mature maggots, and then removed the lid to let flies place lay new eggs in the tub for a new generation of maggots.
I repeated the process until flies didn't have any interest to lay eggs in the tub anymore.
I got a mushy homologous brown mud now, and it smelled like zombie poop.
I covered it to let the anaerobic process begin, and occasionally uncovered it, added lots of fresh urine to it and let it dry to the former volume and then covered it again.
I did that until the mud turned into gray, and it no more smells bad.
So yeah, I got a dark gray cream now, which upon drying turns into a rock hard cement like material, which is impossible to mix well with soil.
I also added soil to the wet cream mud, and got a finely mixed muddy soil, but it cracks like clay when it dries.
Anyway, I gave the cracky stuff as top soil to my plants, and they grew new leaves and their leaves turned greener, but I miss the fluffy texture of the black compost you guys make :[
I also added just a bit of it carefully to my cactuses, around the rim of their pots, not touching their bodies, and they responded with deeper color, fatter bodies and new growth [their growth was stalled for some reason I don't know].