Boy, have I got a situation for you...
Recently, my armada of assorted trichocereus specimens has been under attack by two new menaces: one feline and the other canine.
Earlier this year--early march, to be exact--I loped-off a meter of prime bridgesii and separated it into 3 equal sized cuttings which I planned to take with me back up north, wrapped them in construction paper and left them to callus for a week before transporting. When I came back to check on them (they grow at my neighbor's house), I noticed that only 2 remained... Further inquiry led me to quite a shocking surprise: their 1 year old jack russel-terrier, earlier this morning, DEVOURED an entire cutting. and when I say devoured, I of course mean she ate EVERYTHING: spines, skin, paper, the works. Anger welled up inside me as my eyes shot down at her oh-so-cute salt-and-pepper face and wet black nose innocently sniffing my legs, tail wagging around excitedly from side to side, her once-brown eyes blotted-out by saucer-sized pupils, panting like she ran a marathon and occasionally coughing up brownish-green goop as she zipped and zoomed all around the room, smiling and sniffing and barking and chasing around and about her brothers like she was a rave queen, full of life and energy and cactus, occasionally perking up a sly kinda smile to my face so as to say
dang, son, you got some good stuff growing . I was pissed, to say the least...
She hasn't stolon any more cacti since (which I am very glad to hear), but I was taken aback by her sinful behavior, and prayed to Mescalito to keep my cacti safe from her mangey maw.
This problem would have slipped and slid away, and has, until today--yesterday, to be exact. Over the past few weeks, I have been noticing someone--or something--gnawing away at my cacti, taking away small chunks each and every time. I couldn't find any pests on the cacti at all any time this happened, and have been treating them with DE once a week, only to notice no improvement; the thief was still at large. Yesterday morning, after a sleepless night I waddled outside to catch the culprit red handed, or should I say, red-
pawed. A black and white kitty cat, claws wrapped around it, was gnawing away at my bridgesii (Sherman strain). My face blew up like the world trade center. To say I was pissed would be an unrealistic understatement; I was
FURIOUS. "BEGONE YOU ACCURSED FELINE PHOQUE!" I bellowed out before the thief, grabbing a broom I burst out into my back yard broom stick a swinging, beet red and ready to enforce Hammurabi's code all over this little pussy's touchis. Needleless to say, it got away. Far away. It had already vaulted far over the fence just as I stepped out the door! I have never seen this smooth criminal again, but my cacti sure have... Those feral felines continue to mutilate my cacti several times a week, and my broom swinging skills are no match for their lightning fast speed; they don't seem to be deterred by the spines, skin or bitter-as-all-hell inner flesh; they seem to like it, if nothing else. This uphill battle has been met with defeat upon darker defeat again and again, and, after trying multiple methods of keeping them away from my preciousses, am almost ready to give up hope and just leave out some cat food for those felines to feast on in the hopes that I can wean them off their/it's current cacti-chow.
However,
Before I do such a thing as unimaginably drastic as
buying low-end feline feed, I wanted to ask the community if there are any cheaper/effective means of keeping stray cats off my cacti. Yes, this is a real problem, and yes, those kitties are not mine. IF they were mine, they sure as hell would know well-enough to keep outta my cactus patch.... Any and all recommendations and advice regarding effective and cheap cat repellents and repellent techniques is greatly appreciated.
Keep it Kosher,
-Mangrove