Which chemicals/essential-oils would be harmless to plants, linger around for days or weeks after administration, and kill or ward-off (preferably the former) parasites, mold/fungi, creepy-crawlies, and cats? A local feral cat and raccoon in my neighborhood has developed a very annoying/destructive habit of nibbling-away at my novo, psychotria, caapi, Leonotis Leonurus, and kratom leaves on a semi-regular basis, and tend to make a complete fucking mess out of my garden (tips-over pots, nibbles-off sections of cacti which oftentimes get infected with fungi there afterwards, loves to drop-off baked goods full of tape worm all over my venus fly trap, murders unattended seedlings, etc.) every single time they pay it a visit, which amounts to somewhere around a few times a month. I'm getting pissed-the-hell-off at this little pussy's games, and, in the style of his unholiness,
Edgar Allen Poe, hereby swear a vow of liquid-nitrogen-cold revenge upon these feline menace(s). I have posted a previous rant about the last cat attack, but that issue seemed to dissipate after her last visit, in which that poor pussy was probably pulverized after nibbling-off two salvia leaves way too many on it's last expedition...
I'm getting desperate, here, plants are being mutilated left and bright by pussies and I am in desperate need of effective repellants (preferably lethal to animals but safe for plant use and human contact). I am considering bringing in a few daturas or brugmansias in order to teach them not to trespass upon my garden forevermore; I am also considering spraying-down leaves of interest with an aqueous nicotine solution such that lower life forms would self-destruct, and possibly exhibit a negative affective response from felines due to nicotine toxicity; perhaps a layer of neem can diminish taste and induce negative reinforcement, thus deterring likeliness of stealing any further leaves from me; perhaps adding ferns known to accumulate fatal concentrations of arsenic/toxic heavy metals from soil medium would work as a Darwin test of sorts as they would learn not to chew ferns around precious plants by dying from the poisonous plants surrounding them, thus suggesting to communities not to play with my fire.
Does anyone else have experience with dealing with feline infestations, as well as methods of repelling/killing said pests from my precious plants? THis situation is getting out of hand way fast way too serious; any and all advice regarding "organic" and/or effective remedies regarding my sticky situation would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks,
-Mangrove
PS, would aqueous cyanide salts (in very low concentrations) administered to soil solution and re-uptaken by plant help ward-off pests due to increased cyanide concentration in plant, or would this just kill the plant and/or not harm the pests at all? Would like to know as I'm getting pissed the frog off at this issue, and am hell-bent on ridding myself of this pestillence plaguing my precious plants.